Chuck Norris DNA is classified.
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Chuck Norris doesn't tie shoelaces, he wins them.
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Chuck Norris can only text if the phone's touch screen is bullet proof.
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Chuck Norris Doesn't breakdance.
He breaks dance
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Chuck Norris once created a time machine and had to fight himself.
We call it The Big Bang.
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Chuck Norris uses an air bag... in order to protect the inside of his car in case he stops too fast.
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When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the weights get stronger.
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There are no comets.
Only people that Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked so hard that they are now in permanent orbit in our solar system.
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Kryptonite is ancient Latin for Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris can play the saxophone... while holding his breath.
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A cop once pulled Chuck Norris over...Luckily, the cop left only with a warning.
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