How do you entertain a blonde?
tell her to find a corner in a circle room
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In the first room, she said she would like a pale blue.
The contractor wrote this down and went to the window, opened it, and yelled out “green side up!”
In the second room, she told the painter she would like it painted in a soft yellow.
He wrote this on his pad, walked to the window, opened it, and yelled “green side up!”
The lady was somewhat curious, but she said nothing.
In the third room, she said she would like it painted a warm rose color.
The painter wrote this down, walked to the window, opened it and yelled “green side up!”
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A: Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
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How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?
She fell out of the tree.
What is the best blonde secretary in the world to have?
One that never misses a period.
How did the blonde burn her nose?
Bobbing for chips.
Q: What do you call an eternity?
A: Four Blondes in four cars at a four way stop.