Chuck Norris is why we don't need no stinking badgers.
Chuck Norris doesn't go on the Internet, he has every Internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.
Somebody said that Chuck sucks, since then their severed head with many foot marks have been found...
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
When Chuck Norris is as old as dirt, he will be the salt of the earth.
They say that "You can't cheat Death", but Chuck Norris can beat it fairly.
Chuck Norris cuts off parts of his beard and sells it...we know this as kevlar.
Wonder Woman's magic Lasso is actually one of Chuck Norris' chest hairs.
Chuck Norris doesn't do his taxes.....he just sends a blank tax form with his picture on it.
Chuck Norris finds it impossible to understand the concept of impossibility.
The smoothie was invented when Chuck Norris needed information from a banana.