Chuck Norris is why we don't need no stinking badgers.
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Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
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Chuck Norris made Newton write 3 laws of physics just to break them... he was having a boring weekend.
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When Chuck Norris was born, the only person crying was the doctor.
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Chuck Norris caught them all with one PokeBall.
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Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.
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There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris...
Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.
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Chuck Norris can eat soup with a fork.
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Give Chuck Norris a piece of coal and he'll give you back a diamond.
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For breakfast Chuck Norris enjoys toast and jellyfish.
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Q: What happens when an unstoppable force meets an unmovable object?
A: Chuck Norris is clapping.
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