The reason Tom Cruise runs in all his movies is because he's running the hell away from Chuck Norris.
Gravity obeys Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is what you get when you open a can of whoop-butt.
Chuch Norris filmed the making of the first camera.
Mortal Kombat was originally called 'Ways Chuck Norris Can Kill You'.
What occurs twice in The Beginning, never in The End, but is at The End of Everything? Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can smoke underwater.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Professor X is on a wheelchair.
Chuck Norris created the Grand Canyon because he coughed "Just Once".
The Beatles originally sang "All you need is Chuck Norris".
Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.