Joke #10156

The reason Tom Cruise runs in all his movies is because he's running the hell away from Chuck Norris.
Vote:
has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Why did satan die before judgment day, Chuck hated him.
Vote:
has 40.24 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, religious
Chuck Norris was the Best Man at his own wedding.
Vote:
has 43.43 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, wedding
Chuck Norris never has a deja vu. No scene would be that stupid to appear in front of the man twice.
Vote:
has 59.45 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, stupid
They say, "You can't fight city hall", but Chuck Norris can. It's not much of a fight....
Vote:
has 51.39 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
God created Adam, Adam saw Chuck Norris, Adam created tears.
Vote:
has 42.00 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, god
There was no world recession, just Chuck Norris desiring a discount.
Vote:
has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is so cool, ice cubes are jealous...
Vote:
has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Underneath China it says "Made in Chuck Norris".
Vote:
has 45.86 % from 181 votes. More jokes about: asian, Chuck Norris
PlayStation network was never hacked. Chuck Norris just decided to play one day.
Vote:
has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, technology
If you carefully examine your health insurance policy, you will see that there is no cover for "Chuck Norris related incidents".
Vote:
has 75.31 % from 162 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health