The reason Tom Cruise runs in all his movies is because he's running the hell away from Chuck Norris.
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Why did satan die before judgment day, Chuck hated him.
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Chuck Norris was the Best Man at his own wedding.
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Chuck Norris never has a deja vu.
No scene would be that stupid to appear in front of the man twice.
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They say, "You can't fight city hall", but Chuck Norris can.
It's not much of a fight....
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God created Adam, Adam saw Chuck Norris, Adam created tears.
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There was no world recession, just Chuck Norris desiring a discount.
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Chuck Norris is so cool, ice cubes are jealous...
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Underneath China it says "Made in Chuck Norris".
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PlayStation network was never hacked.
Chuck Norris just decided to play one day.
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If you carefully examine your health insurance policy, you will see that there is no cover for "Chuck Norris related incidents".
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