Chuck Norris can hit a grand slam with no one on base.
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Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
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Chuck Norris protects his body guards.
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Ed and Lorraine Warren have the doll Anabelle locked in a glass case in their basement, a priest comes there every week to whisper Chuck Norris's name in its ear.
The doll locked itself in the case upon first hearing the name.
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They were just five lakes, until Chuck Norris said they were Great!
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The names 'Adam and Eve' were simply coverups.
They were really Chuck and Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the only person to really have "Birthdays".
The rest of us have "Thank you Chuck for allowing me to live another year- days".
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Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
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R. Lee Ermey's war face is the face he made when he saw Chuck Norris ready to attack.
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How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do?
All of them.
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Chuck Norris can peel an orange with his eyelids, but he rarely needs Vitamin C.
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