Chuck Norris can hit a grand slam with no one on base.
Chuck Norris can win a game of scrabble using only numbers.
Chuck Norris has proven Newton's third law of physics, there is no force equal to a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
The Guinness Book of World Records is actually Chuck Norris' elementary school report card.
Steve Austin had to be rebuilt as the Six Million Dollar Man after he looked Chuck Norris in the eye, shook his hand and then went weak at the knees.
Chuck Norris can smoke underwater.
Chuck Norris would have attacked the Death Star with the Shield Generator still up.
A meteor did not kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.
Chuck Norris' keyboad has no delete key. Chuck Norris never makes a mistake!
Water can drown if Chuck Norris stays underwater for too long.
There are no comets. Only people that Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked so hard that they are now in permanent orbit in our solar system.