Lara Rabbit: "Do you think that's Sophie's natural color?" Zara Rabbit: "Only her hare dresser knows for sure."
If you crossed a cow with Michael Jackson, what song would you get? "Beeflt!"
How do you know when you re eating rabbit stew? When it has hares in it.
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air? A seahorse.
What's the best way to make a bull sweat? Put him in a tight jumper !
Little Susan was helping her mother to set the table, cause her father invited over his company managers. When everybody sat on the table, her mother noticed that a flatware set was missing. "Susan, why didn’t you put flatware on Mr. Marc’s seat?" "I thought that I didn’t have to, since dad told us that Mr. Marc, eats like a pig…"
A big city doctor visits an Indian tribe full of men, he asks "How do you guys relieve your sexual tension?" "Simple, just come down to the river tomorrow and we'll show you." The next day the doctor shows up and sees a group of men near a donkey. One man says "Since you're our guest you get to go first." The doctor not wanting to go against custom starts to kiss, then proceeds to have sex with the donkey. Then a man in the group asks "Are you almost done Doc?" "We need the donkey to cross the river in order to get to the tribe of women."
Yo' Mama is like a donkey: everybody rides the ass.
Did you find my horse well behaved? Indeed, whenever we came to a fence he let me over first!
What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle? A polo bear.
The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.