Bob the Builder asks if we can fix it, Chuck Norris already did.
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Chuck Norris built the hospital in which he was born.
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If Chuck Norris were to get into a fight with another Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris would win.
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Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
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Apple, Microsoft and Sony, among others, strive to invent the most cool device to please Chuck Norris, the fail all the time.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with every woman on the planet once a month... and they bleed for a week.
Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee.
This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a f***ing Indian.
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If he wanted to, Chuck Norris could rob a bank.
By phone.
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Chuck Norris can make a dog bark the alphabet, in spanish, backwards.
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The energizer bunny freezes when it sees Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris does not skip stones... he skips sheets of drywall.
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