Bob the Builder asks if we can fix it, Chuck Norris already did.
Chuck Norris can lie honestly.
Chuck Norris stared at the sun... the sun went blind.
Chuck Norris doesn’t shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Chuck Norris gave Black Ops a thumbs up and people at Microsoft a roundhouse kick in the face. Suck it Microsoft.
Chuck Norris once went sky diving, he did not use a parachute. The spot he landed on is now known as the Grand Canyon.
If Chuck Norris jumped off the Empire State Building, your mom would tell you to do it too.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
Chuck Norris walks into a bar... the beer starts to run.
Time travel is possible. But you must first get past Chuck Norris...