Just announced that they are changing all the days of the week to Chuckdays. Happy Chuckday everyone!
Chuck Norris can milk birds.
Chuck Norris can play the saxophone... while holding his breath.
Chuck Norris's GPS still can't find him.
Chuck Norris once slapped a man into next week. The man was missing for four and a half years.
Chuck Norris terrorizes terrorism.
The reason Tom Cruise runs in all his movies is because he's running the hell away from Chuck Norris.
One man said he got his butt whooped by Chuck Norris twice but he lied, because everyone knows you couldn't survive it once.
Chuck Norris won a soccer game. He was the referee.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a stapler, he puts the paper between his fingers and they just stick.
Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick me for being stupid.