What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards?
A receding hare line.
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What happens when sharks take their clothes off?
They go sharkers.
What four animals does a woman like to have in her house?
A tiger in bed, a mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage and a jackass to pay for it all.
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Why was the horseman fired from his job of saddle testing?
He was always standing up on the job!
How come sharks don’t attack lawyers?
From professional courtesy.
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Plenty of milk.
A city child came running into the farmhouse.
“No wonder that mama pig is so big,” she yelled.
“There’s a bunch of little pigs out there blowing her up!”
Johnny, George, and Bert were driving along in their pickup when they saw a sheep caught in the fence with its hind end up in the air.
Bert said, "I wish that was Sharon Stone."
George echoed, "I wish it was Demi Moore."
Little Johnny sighed, "I wish it was dark..."
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Chuck Norris created the platypus by roundhouse kicking a duck at a beaver.
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