Chuck Norris could actually win on Takeshi's Castle.
The world ends on December 21st, 2012. Only because that's when Chuck Norris masters the Falco Punch.
Once chuck norris and time had race. Result: The time is still running.
Not only CAN Chuck have his cake and eat it too, he WILL.
Chuck Norris has only played Pacman twice, and beat the game both times. The ghosts were too afraid to leave their little box to try to stop him.
Chuck Norris tells his GPS when he wants to turn.
When Chuck Norris was in kindergarden he made his teacher spit out her gum.
The only reason Osama Bin Laden is dead is because they finally let Chuck Norris into Pakistan...
When Chuck Norris steals a car he forces it to start.
The Grinch steals Christmas from Santa, Chuck Norris steals Christmas from the Grinch.
Chuck Norris once climbed Mt Everest by accident.