Chuck Norris could actually win on Takeshi's Castle.
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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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Chuck Norris once raced light.
He is still waiting for it to catch up.
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There is no such thing as global warming.
Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
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On the show Man v.s Wild, when they talk about the profesionals that Bear recieves help from, they are refering to Chuck Norris.
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Crest fights cavities, Chuck Norris kills them.
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Chuck Norris made the llama extinct.
Never spit in his face.
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Chuck Norris walked into the gold and silver pawn shop in Las Vegas.
They made a deal.
Chuck now owns the shop.
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