Kings buy Chuck Norris size beds.
Chuck Norris never actually roundhouse kicks anyone, the world just spins underneath him when he lifts his legs.
Chuck Norris helps little old ladies cross the street... Bad guys get kicked to the curb!
Chuck Norris once cried just to see what it was like. The end result was the creation of life.
Chuck Norris’ PC doesn’t have a Recycle bin – because when Chuck Norris deletes something, there’s no chance of it coming back.
Chuck Norris once had a pet monkey...his name was KING KONG
Chuck Norris sent a e-mail through the postal service.
In some countries, criminals have the option of either going to jail or spending a day living with Chuck Norris. No one has ever chosen Chuck Norris
Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
Chuck Norris doesn't m*sturbate, he r*pes his hand.
Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.