Kings buy Chuck Norris size beds.
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Chuck Norris cannot be put in a corner.
The corner always backs away.
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Chuck Norris was once part of a knock knock joke.
The Joke ended abruptly when after the first knock the door blew up killing the man behind it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't tie shoelaces, he wins them.
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Chuck Norris beat the Hulk in an arm wreslting contest... with his leg.
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Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard.
They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla.
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Chuck Norris once climbed the empire state building and roundhouse kicked the human spider off the top.
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When Chuck Norris pours a bowl of Rice Krispies, they shut the hell up!
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Chuck Norris was sitting around a campfire with two cowboys.
The cowboys were competing to see which one is more hardcore.
The first one says," Once, I was charged by an angry bull. I proceeded to jump on its back and kill it by gorging its eyes out."
The second says, " Once I was swimming in a river, and an annocanda tried to strangle me. I ripped its head off with my teeth."
Chuck norris just smiles and continues tending to the campfire with his penis.
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Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.
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Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
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