What do you call an easy-going rabbit? Hoppy-go-lucky.
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy and hates neighbours? A hermit crab.
What did the calf say to the silo? "Is my fodder in there?"
Why is there no gambling in Africa? -Too many Cheetahs!
Q: What's the difference between a dead skunk lying in the road and a dead lawyer lying in the road? A: There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on him.
What do you call a show full of lions? The mane event.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.
I took a day off from work to play golf. I was on the fourth hole, when I discovered a small frog sitting on the green. I paid it no attention until I heard, "Ribbit. 9-iron." That's curious, I thought, but decided to trust the frog. I pulled out a 9-iron and sunk a hole-in-one. Amazed, I picked up the frog and asked where we should go next. "Ribbit. Vegas." We went to Vegas, and I asked the frog what we should do first. "Ribbit. Roulette." We went up to the roulette table, and I won big. I took my earnings and got the best room in the hotel. I asked the frog if there was anything I could do to repay it. "Ribbit. Kiss me." I figured, what the hell, and I kissed the frog. It turned into a 15-year-old girl. That's how she ended up in my room, your Honor, and if I'm lying, my name's not R. Kelly. Tweet Share
Why did the jellyfish's wife leave him? He stung her into action.
What famous painting do cows love to look at? The Moona Lisa.