Chuck Norris hates Raymond.
Film makers are smart enough NOT to make a Chuck Norris movie in 3D.
Osama Bin Laden is hiding from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can watch an episode of 60 Minutes in a half-hour.
Chuck Norris can eat peanut butter with a straw.
It has been said that if you name any custom class in Call of Duty "Chuck Norris" you will instantly win every match you set foot in.
Chuck Norris made Newton write 3 laws of physics just to break them... he was having a boring weekend.
Chuck Norris can check his pulse by same hand.
Chuck Norris always has s*x on the bottom. Because he never f*cks up.
Chuck Norris uses a stunt double during crying scenes.
Chuck Norris never dies. And of course, he will also never fade away.