Chuck Norris hates Raymond.
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Chuck norris farted in a ditch and the grand canyon was created.
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If Chuck Norris were a substance, he would abuse you.
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Curiosity didn't kill the cat.
Chuck Norris did.
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Chuck Norris cancelled his own funeral.
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Despite popular belief, there is no such thing as a tornado.
Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks.
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My Prediction for the Mayweather Mcgregor fight.
It becomes a Handicap Match against Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris ends it with a single roundhouse kick before the bell stops ringing.
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If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you.
If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
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Chuck Norris can play Bach's 9th Symphony with a triangle.
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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
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