Chuck Norris can make a slinky go upstairs.
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A: They are afraid of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' indian name is "He who can kick your ass anytime anywhere"
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Chuck Norris can listen to 24 hours worth of music and not move a single muscle.
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Crest fights cavities, Chuck Norris kills them.
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