Chuck Norris can make a slinky go upstairs.
If Chuck Norris ran for president, the competition would drop out, and he would get infinite terms.
Chuck Norris took a nap. The result was the Great Depression.
Chuck Norris can mess with the bull without getting the horns.
Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
Chuck Norris found the end of a rainbow. The leprachuan said he couldn't have the gold. So he roundhouse kicked him in the face.
Chuck Norris kills 100% of germs.
Bill Gates owes Chuck Norris money.
If Chuck Norris punches you in your dream you will wake up with bruises.
Leonardo DiCaprio only starred in Inception because if he didn't, Chuck Norris will enter his dream and roundhouse kick him into limbo.
I had an idea once, and a light bulb appeared over my head. Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.