What do you get when you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit? A honey bunny.
A Football team was on the field during practice, when to their surprise, a big turkey suddenly walked up to the coach and demanded a tryout. "Are you crazy," hollered the coach, "we don’t give tryouts to turkeys." Before he knew it the turkey started dashing towards the football and made a fantastic catch. "That was amazing," exclaimed the coach. "I have never seen anything like that! How much do you want for a year?" "Don’t worry about money," said the turkey, "let me just ask you something, does the season go past thanksgiving?"
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a tadpole and turned it into a frog, then he kicked it again and it died.
You said it was a great horse and it is. It took twenty other horses to beat him!
Why did the frog go to the mall? Because he wanted to go hopping.
How do you go about hiring a horse? Try two pairs of stilts!
I've been trying to find the right time to tell my pet hes adopted...
A skunk family had two little skunks they called In and Out. One day little In disappeared. Mother Skunk, Father Skunk and young Out spent hours looking for him, getting more worried all the time. In the end the parents went home to have a cup of tea, but Out said he d continue searching for a while. Half an hour later he returned home, with a tired In following behind him. "However did you find him?" asked Father Skunk. "In-stinct," replied Out.
What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? He keeps coming and coming and coming...
Why couldn't the cow leave the farm? She was pasteurized.
What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy? Oh no, not snake and pygmy pie again!