What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit? A rabbit that says, "Ribbit."
YOUR MOMS HOUSE IS SO POOR I WENT TO KNOCK ON HER DOOR AND A ROACH TRIPPED ME AND A RAT TOOK MY WALET.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? a lickalotapus.
Q: Why do bunnies have soft sex? A: They have cotton balls.
Q: Did you hear the Energizer Bunny Was Arrested? A: Charged With Battery.
Three sons left home to make their fortunes, and they all did very, very well for themselves. They got together recently and were discussing what they each had done to benefit their aging mother. "Well," said the first one, "I bought Mom a huge house in Beverly Hills." "I bought her a Mercedes and hired a full-time driver for her." "I've got you both beat," said the third. "I bought her a miraculous parrot that can recite any Bible verse you tell it to." A little later, the mother sent out a thank you letter to all three sons. "Gerald - the house you bought was too big. I only live in one room, but I have to clean the entire house. Milton - the car is useless because I don't go anywhere because I'm too old. But Robert - you know exactly what I like. The chicken was delicious."
A hippo once told me he hated gangs, but then he joined one What a HippoCrip.
Mama bear to Papa bear: "Well... You might call it hibernating — I call it goofing off ."
What do cows usually fly around in? Helicowpters and Bulloons.
Q: What is black white and rolls around in the sand? A: A black man and a segal fighting over a carp.
What happens when the cows refuse to be milked? Udder chaos.