When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror nothing appears. There can never be a second Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
Chuck Norris does not need to freeze water to make ice, he just stares at water and scares it stiff.
Chuck Norris doesn't blow out brithday candles, they surrender their flames willingly.
When Chuck Norris surfs the Internet, he actually surfs on a virtual wave of 1's and 0's.
Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
Chuck Norris tells clocks what time it is.
Chuck Norris once had to go to court...the judge got life in prison.
Rocky Balboa was a lucky man because Chuck Norris didn't pursue a boxing carreer.
Chuck Norris kills 100% of germs.
CNN tells about every disaster around the world. CNN is actually Chuck Norris News.