When Chuck Norris wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska.
Chuck Norris owns the gold color at the end of the rainbow.
Chuck Norris isn't on Earth, the Earth is on Chuck Norris.
Some people can ride their bikes with no handle bars. But chuck norris can ride his handlebars with no bike.
Chuck Norris didn't grow a beard, a beard grew Chuck Norris.
Guns sleep with a picture of Chuck Norris under their pillows.
Only Chuck Norris can tell you the answer to your question before you ask it.
If Chuck Norris is after you, don't bother killing yourself, he'll pull you down from heaven and kill you again.
Chuck Norris sends paper letters through email.
Chuck Norris made an armless man tap out.
Chuck Norris is spelled with a silent "awesome".