When Chuck Norris wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska.
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The sun cannot look directly at Chuck Norris.
It must use specialized equipment just to gaze upon his silhouette
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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When Chuck Norris makes a joke on this website, everyone starts to make bad jokes because they didn't want to anger Chuck Norris.
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The creation of a perfect sphere became possible after Chuck Norris became enraged with a rubix cube and roundhouse kicked the corners off it.
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Chuck Norris can surf on lava.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why there's only one airbender left.
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What does the fox say?
Whatever the hell Chuck Norris tells him to.
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Chucks Norris's mirror is scared to look at him.
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Finally, they discovered real cause of Bruce Lee's death – extreme exhaustion from fight with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can watch DVD's on a VCR.
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