Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.
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Chuck Norris invented his own brand of media disc.
The Black and Blueray.
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Gravity is Space's way of trying to keep Chuck Norris away from it.
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In an attempt to end WWII, President Harry Truman had Chuck Norris parachuted into Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
Sept. 2, 1945, the Japanese surrendered.
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Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236.
It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
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Chuck Norris once ate a bottle of sleeping pills.
They made him blink.
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Stars wish upon Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris could actually win on Takeshi's Castle.
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Chuck Norris's sign language is heard around the world.
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Chuck Norris is in every action film ever made but sometimes he only shows up as EXPLOSIONS.
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