Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
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An ancient Chinese prophecy states that a man will be created to protect the lands from all evil.
Chuck Norris killed that man.
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Did you know Chuck Norris's tears was the curernto Cansa, but the problem was he never ever cried.
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Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies dead.
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The Animal Crackers that Chuck Norris eats are made from real animals.
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The cake is a lie, Chuck Norris is THE TRUTH.
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Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee.
This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a f***ing Indian.
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Chuck Norris knows no fear but fear has been known to hide from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is so fast, he can startle his own reflection.
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There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board.
It is now known as titanic
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If it looks like chicken tastes like chicken and smells like chicken and Chuck Norris says it's beef then it's beef.
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