Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
Chuck Norris "Caught 'Em All " twice.
Chuck Norris is so tough, that he doesn't get a workout from the weights,they get a workout from him.
Chuck Norris has 2 kids. We know them as Pain and Suffering.
Chuck Norris owns the gold color at the end of the rainbow.
Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
I before E except after Chuck.
Chuck norris recently received a restraining order barring him from getting closer then half a mile from Satan.
We have a week dedicated to sharks... sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris went for a swim in the ocean. The sharks headed for land.
Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.