Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
Chuck Norris's Blood Type is AK-47.
Chuck Norris can make sounds come out on his Air Guitar.
Q: How many Chuck Norris\' does it take to screw in a lightbulb? \r\nA: None. Chuck Norris can see in the dark.
When Chuck Norris was 5 he threw a paper airplane. It landed yesterday.
When Chuck Norris rides into the sunset, the sun is actually running from him.
Chuck Norris can paint himself into a corner and still get the job done.
April doesn't fool Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris fools April.
Chuck Norris broke the world record for most punches in a minute with one roundhouse kick.
Scientists have developed a way to travel through time, by being on the recieving end of a roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris.
They wanted to put Chuck Norris's face on Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard.