Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes.
Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
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Chuck Norris only needs one bullet, because it should know to get back in the chamber.
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When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
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Chuck Norris once went to court for a crime, the judge pleaded guilty.
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When nature calls Chuck Norris hangs up.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with Chuck Norris?
A: Nothing. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
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Iran reveals a plan to test its first Chuck Norris within a week.
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Chuck Norris once bench pressed an 18 wheeler.
With him inside it.
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Chuck starts the new year by roundhouse kicking the old one.
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The song Santa Claus is Coming To Town was originaly called Chuck Norris is Coming To Town.
They changed it so the children wouldn't live in fear.
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Chuck Norris is so fast, he can startle his own reflection.
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