Contrary to popular belief there was a Chuck Norris sighting on the set of The Crow.
No Lee is allowed to live when Chuck Norris is around.
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Chuck Norris is a man of few words.
Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.
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When Chuck Norris was born, he cut his own umbilical cord.
He then used it to strangle the doctor who slapped him on the but.
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Chuck Norris doesn't cry.
His eyes sweat.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can write history of the future.
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Everybody loves Raymond. Except for Chuck Norris.
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A Chuck Norris round house kick is considered the first "super-collider".
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Chuck Norris can put 13 eggs in a dozen carton.
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The Question Mark was invented after scientists attempted to measure the speed of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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Aliens believe in Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris finished the Never Ending Story.
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