Contrary to popular belief there was a Chuck Norris sighting on the set of The Crow. No Lee is allowed to live when Chuck Norris is around.
"With great power comes a great beard!" - Chuck Norris.
Hip-Hop is dead because of Chuck Norris.
The sun is the burning remains of the last planet Chuck Norris pillaged.
If Chuck Norris were to get into a fight with another Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris would win.
In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
Chuck Norris won a soccer game. He was the referee.
Chuck Norris has his own protien powder. The ingriedients include: cocoa powder, stem cells, dodo egg protien, enriched uranium, LSD, and Vin Diesel.
Chuck Norris doesn't think he's better than everyone, everyone thinks Chuck Norris is better than them.
Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
Law of Gravity doesn't apply to Chuck Norris, he enforces it... with a round house kick.