Chuck Norris doesn't jump. He moves the ground away from him.
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Parties have to fight for their right to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris's programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.
Chuck Norris wanted more dialogue for his next movie.
It was too short for release.
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Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
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Freddy Krueger sleeps with his mom every night because he is scared of Chuck Norris!
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Osama Bin Laden is hiding from Chuck Norris.
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Charlie Sheen can achieve recovery by taking a drug called Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't go to therapy, therapy goes to Chuck Norris.
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