There are no comets. Only people that Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked so hard that they are now in permanent orbit in our solar system.
Chuck Norris has the right to keep and arm bears.
When Chuck Norris was a kid he didn't play with Lincoln Logs, he built real houses.
Wagner is really Chuck Norris!
Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a f***ing Indian.
Notice, there are no Chuck Norris video games. They would be way too easy.
Chuck Norris can walk up a down elavator.
When Superman wants vacation time it has to be approved by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once ran in a movie marathon.... and won.
Not even Houdini can escape from Chuck Norris.