There are no comets.
Only people that Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked so hard that they are now in permanent orbit in our solar system.
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Chuck said, "I don't like the juice."
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When Chuck Norris wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska.
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Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much.
Chuck Norris throws down!
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Chuck Norris once threw a pebble.
We now call it...Hayley's Comet.
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In 2011 someone asked Chuck Norris if he had ever been to Portugal.
He answered: "Where?"
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