When Chuck Norris steps on a crack he breaks another persons mother's back.
The real reason that Oprah is ending her show on television is that Chuck phoned and said "That's enough!"
Chuck Norris's wish isn't your command, Chuck Norris's command is your wish...
Chuck Norris can keep up with the Kardashians.
Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a will. Invincible people don't need them.
The truth hurts dosen't it, Chuck Norris' truth kills.
Chuck Norris can bend light with a roundhouse kick.
When Chuck Norris wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska.
Chuck Norris won the World Horseshoe Pitching Contest while they were still attached to a Clydesdale.
When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.