When Chuck Norris steps on a crack he breaks another persons mother's back.
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Chuck Norris can eat food while his mouth is closed.
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Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
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To be or not to be?
That is the question.
The answer?
Chuck Norris.
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After being shot by a criminal, Chuck Norris said... "that tickles".
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Unicorns are extinct but Chuck Norris used all their horns as toothpicks.
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Chuck Norris does not wear a condom.
Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a case for his phone.
The ground is afraid to break it.
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When a mime sees Chuck Norris, he makes a glass wall and pretends he's dead.
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Always be yourself, unless you can be Chuck Norris, then always be Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can get up to level 40 in Fallout 3.
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