Chuck Norris does not know about this website. If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
Google is setting up a new search engine to answer life's difficult and most complex questions with the response always being the same... Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.
Chuck doesn't have e-mail, he has HE-mail.
ChuckNorris.com. Don't go there. It's like the United States of Chuck Norris... No one has been there and lived to tell the tale.
Count Dracula once bit Chuck Norris and immediately turned vegetarian.
Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
If you type Chuck Norris into Microsoft Word, the little paper-clip just hangs himself.
Chuck Norris can infect a mac with pc viruses.
When Chuck Norris surfs the Internet, he actually surfs on a virtual wave of 1's and 0's.