Chuck Norris discovered America.
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Q: What does Superman, Batman, and Ironman have in common?
A: When they were kids they wanted to be Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunscreen, the sun wears Chuck Norris-screen.
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The Statue of Liberty is alive, but Chuck Norris told her not to move.
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The Playstation Network is down because Chuck Norris unplugged his PS3.
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