Chuck Norris discovered America.
If Chuck Norris appears in your dream, don't panic, he is only looking for Freddy Krueger.
Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
If Chuck Norris were a substance, he would abuse you.
Chuck Norris could catch that damn acorn in those ICE AGE movies!
Chuck gives the sun the chills.
Night time... when Chuck Norris tells the sun it's time for bed.
Bruce Wayne first tried wearing a Chuck Norris mask to inspire fear, until he saw himself in the mirror. He immediately changed to the Batman
Chuck Norris saved 100% on his car insurance by switching to Geico.
Chuck Norris didn't grow a beard, a beard grew Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris hired his bodyguards, he figured he was paying to save someone.