Beetlejuice is afraid to say Chuck Norris 3 times.
Chuck Norris can say never.
Where was your mom last night? At Chuck Norris' place.
Chuck Norris doesn't buy life insurance, life buys Chuck insurance.
Chuck Norris has never taken a test, because no one questions Chuck Norris.
If Chuck Norris was on Minute to Win it, they would need 59 seconds of filler.
Chuck Norris can set water on fire. He can also set fire on water.
Chuck Norris sprinted 2 marathons - backwards.
Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At Night.
Chuck Norris once saw a video that takes 24 hours to watch... He saw it 3 times a day.
Chuck Norris was once tested for steroids. The results came back positive. When confronted with this information, Chuck Norris chuckled and said, "Of course, what do you think they make steroids from?"