What did Zimbabweans have before candles?
Electricity.
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Why are black people & vending machines the same?
Because they both don't work & they both steal your money.
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Someone just knocked on the door selling raffle tickets for poor black orphans.
I said "Fuck that, with my luck I'd probably win one."
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Q: What do you call a bunch of black people running up a hill?
A: Backed up sewage.
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Q: How do Asian parents name their kids?
A: They drop a tin can down the stairs and it makes the noise Bing ling wata ling ling.
Life is like a box of chocolates:
A lot of people can't stand the dark ones.
Q: Why are all black people fast?
A: The slow ones are in jail.
Why do pill bottles have cotton buds in the top of them?
To remind black people that they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
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Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?
A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people stealing it.
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What is the difference between a black monopoly board and a white one.
The black on you roll any number and you go to jail.
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Why are niggers like sperm?
Only 1 in a Million actually works.
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