What did Zimbabweans have before candles? Electricity.
Q: How do you start a black parade? A: Roll a 40 down the street.
How do you start a Jewish parade? Throw a penny down main street.
How does a girl from Harlem practice safe sex? She locks the car doors.
If the world population was made into a sweater, where would the black people be put? In the hood!
God made each and everyone of us until he got to China. Copy paste...copy paste...
There were three guys in Hell - Iranian, American, and a Chinese man. They asked Satan to let them call their family. The American called and talked for 10 minutes. He payed $1,000. The Chinaman called and talked for 15 minutes. He payed $2,000. The Iranian talked for an hour and only paid $10. The other men complained and Satan responded, "A call from Hell to Hell is local.
Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
Q: How do you know if a Chinese tried to rob your house? A: You get home and your maths homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later He is still trying to back out of your driveway.
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? Zero.
What’s the difference between a nigger and a canoe? The canoe is floating!