If Chuck Norris fights with himself, it's a win-win situation.
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Chuck Norris lives in the Roundhouse.
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Chuck Norris was the original star of "24."
It was called "1."
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Chuck Norris doesn't go on the Internet, he has every Internet site stored in his memory.
He refreshes webpages by blinking.
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Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
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Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.
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Chuck Norris does not eat.
Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.
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Across all of the infinite number of parallel universes the version of Chuck Norris is the same.
Nature knows perfection when she sees it.
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