Chuck Norris is so cool, ice cubes are jealous...
Chuck Norris uses gasoline as aftershave just for the pleasant tingling sensation.
If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
Chuck Norris doesn't have to do anything for a Klondike bar.
Usually when kids go to sleep they sleep with a teddy bear... Chuck Norris sleeps with an actual bear
The only difference between nunchucks and the legs of Chuck Norris is that wood eventually breaks.
Big Brother isn't watching you. Chuck Norris is watching you!
Do you know Chuck Norris? Yes? Then he shall allow you to live... for now.
Chuck Norris can talk with his mouth closed.
Chuck Norris saved 100% on his car insurance by switching to Geico.
Chuck Norris once caught a cold, then he killed it!