Kimbo Slice copied Chuck Norris' beard. When confronted, Kimbo's beard simply fell off and spotaneously combusted.
Aliens fear that Chuck Norris might abduct them.
Chuck Norris doesn't tell lies. He changes facts.
In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still kicks your ass.
When chuck Norris was in school, he made his PE teacher run laps.
Stores accept Monopoly money from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris didn't grow a beard, a beard grew Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris speaks english, french, spanish, italian and portuguese. At the same time in every sentence.
Chuck Norris didn't shoot the sheriff, but he roundhouse kicked the deputy.
When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can unlock a hairpin with a door.