Chuck Norris can do the splits in mid air,rotate his hips 360" so fast it lifts him off the ground thus making the Chuck Copter!
Chuck Norris can make ice cubes with a microwave.
Chuck Norris can make a dog bark the alphabet, in spanish, backwards.
Chuck Norris uses the lethal injection to have a 5min nap.
Human blood type is usualy 0+, A+ or AB... Chuck Norris blood tipe is AK-47
When Chuck Norris put his hand over a magnet, the magnet comes to him out of pure fear.
When Chuck Norris works out, he doesn't sweat. His body cries.
The only reason world peace doesn't exist is because Chuck Norris doesn't feel like bringing peace to the whole world.
When Chuck Norris gets nominated for the ALS ice bucket challenge, the bucket donates $1000 to ALS research.
The housing market crashed because Chuck thought he was paying too much property tax.
Once visiting Arizona, Chuck Norris spat on the ground. The place is now known as the meteor crater.