Chuck Norris can do the splits in mid air,rotate his hips 360" so fast it lifts him off the ground thus making the Chuck Copter!
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Chuck Norris can eat food while his mouth is closed.
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Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
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Chuck Norris once ate a bottle of sleeping pills.
They made him blink.
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When the President pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris's cell phone rings.
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Every morning Chuck Norris eats a bowl of nails for Breakfast... without milk.
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A Chuck Norris round house kick is considered the first "super-collider".
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Q: What's the easiest way to a persons heart?
A: Chuck Norris' fist
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If Clint Eastwood told Chuck Norris to get off his lawn...
Chuck would get the hell off his lawn!
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Chuck norris can eat chicken tonight tomorow.
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