He opens the door then turns the handle.
Chuck Norris can travel a negative distance.
Spider-man can crawl on walls and ceilings, Chuck Norris can crawl on water.
My insurance policy says: "Does not cover acts of God, or Chuck Norris."
Some say Chuck once sneezed a rhino inside out.
Even after muting "Walker, Texas Ranger", you can still hear Chuck Norris's victims screaming after getting roundhouse kicked.
A black hole is created when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks a sun.
Chuck Norris can locate the nowhere.
Chuck Norris wins Clue in one guess.
When Chuck Norris' dreams come true, your worst nightmares begin.
Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.