He opens the door then turns the handle.
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The snake was punished because Chuck Norris tempted it to ate the apple.
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Using a novelty invisible dog leash and collar Chuck Norris won the Westminster Dog Show.
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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure.
Chuck Norris goes killing.
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Chuck Norris has a diary.
It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.
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Chuck Norris can copy and paste on a typewriter.
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Guns can kill, Chuck Norris does!
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