Chuck Norris puts ice cube trays in the cupboard, and he gets ice.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
The only thing written on Chuck Norris' passport is "It's me".
Chuck Norris can beat everyone. Except for 1 person. Chuck Norris.
If you step on a crack, Chuck Norris will break your back.
Chuck Norris can facebook through a calculator.
Chuck Norris once took a CPR class, this way he can kill you, revive you, and kill you again.
Chuck Norris caught them all with one PokeBall.
Chuck Norris cleans his teeth with a dentists drill.
Chuck Norris believes in victim's rights. His victims have the right to dig their own graves before he kills them.
Chuk Norris was only twice angry, and those times are known as WWI and WWII.