Chuck Norris is so hard, he uses diamonds as stress balls.
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Chuck Norris believes in victim's rights.
His victims have the right to dig their own graves before he kills them.
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Sliced bread is the best thing since Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris surfs the Internet, he actually surfs on a virtual wave of 1's and 0's.
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Chuck norris can kick you in the back of your face.
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When Chuck Norris forgets something it ceases to exist.
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I challenged Chuck Norris once.
He made a bun with my legs over my head, then he roundhouse kicked me to outer space.
Now I read the facts from Mars.
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Chuck Norris found the end of a rainbow.
The leprachuan said he couldn't have the gold.
So he roundhouse kicked him in the face.
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Chuck Norris once stared death in the face...
Death pissed his pants.
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Chuck Norris knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.
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If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
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