If Chuck Norris hosted TV series "Survivor" No one would Survive!
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Chuck Norris was born in a house he build himself.
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Chuck Norris once threw out the first pitch at a NASCAR race.
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Chuck Norris beat a black hole in a tug of war.
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Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs.
This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.
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Chuck Norris invented the printing press by putting two pieces of blank paper together.
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Chuck Norris doesn't check under his bed for monsters, monsters check on top of the bed to see if Chuck Norris is sleeping.
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The world won't end in 2012, it will end when Chuck Norris gets bored of it.
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Chuck Norris once caught AIDS... but then he let it go.
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Whenever Chuck Norris rolls a 6 sided dice, he always rolls a 7.
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The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Chuck Norris's nutsack.
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