Chuck Norris once walked into my house and I was fined for trespassing.
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The Dead Sea was formerly known as The Living Sea.
Until it met Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris cuts onions, the onins cry.
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Chuck Norris can see all 50 states from his house.
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Chuck Norris's programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.
Davie Jones is afraid of Chuck Norris' Locker.
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When Chuck Norris hired his bodyguards, he figured he was paying to save someone.
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Chuck Norris already has Final Fantasy XXI.
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Sometimes when Chuck Norris stares at the stars too long they get scared.
These are known as black holes.
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Chuck Norris finished the Never Ending Story.
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