What's a rabbits favorite book? Hop on Pop.
What do you call a cow who works for a gardener? A lawn moo-er.
A Shark alarm at Sydneys Bondi Beach sent everyone rushing from the water except for three young boys who didn't hear the siren. Onlookers were horrified to see a dorsel fin moving fast towards them. Suddenly, a tall bloke took a deep breath, dived into the surf, swam past the shark, and scooped up two of the boys, swiftly bringing them to the shore and safety. He then took another deep breath and swam out again, snatching the third boy before rapidly approaching, before the monster could attack. Then got him back to the beach in one piece. The heroic bloke then put a knife between his clenched teeth, swam out to the shark, and killed it in a furious battle. As he staggered out from the surf, bleeding and battered, a journalist raced up to him and said, That was the most heroic thing I've ever witnessed mate. This will appear on the front page of tomorrows newspaper: Aussie hero saves three boys from killer shark! Thanks. Smiles the fella, but I'm not an Aussie. I'm a British backpacker. No worries, said the journalist with a frown, it'll still be front-page news. The next day, the newspapers headline screamed, Pommy bastard kills boy's pet fish!
How do you lead a horse to water? With lots of carrots.
What do you call a dog wearing ear muffs? Anything you want, he cant hear you.
What’s the difference between goats and women?? Goats are always horney.
What happened to the cannibal lion? He had to swallow his pride!
Chuck Norris is the most feared predator on the planet. That's why sharks have a Chuck Norris week.
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? A.A dog is always happy to see you B.A dog only takes a couple of months to train.
How do you get a hundred cows in a barn? You hang up a bingo sign!
what is the diffrent between a chicken and a prostute chicken goes cockadoodle do prostute goes any cock will do.