"With great power comes a great beard!"
- Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can get up to level 40 in Fallout 3.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do cocaine.
Cocaine does Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a License to drive a car...
The car needs a special license to be driven by Chuck Norris.
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The Earth does NOT revolve around the Sun.
The Earth is stationary.
The Sun follows Chuck Norris as he makes his daily jog around the Earth.
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Chuck Norris broke a mirror and got 7 years of good luck.
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When Chuck Norris was in kindergarden he made his teacher spit out her gum.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play dead for bears, bears play dead for Chuck Norris.
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Some of us can "save the day," Chuck Norris can save a century.
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Sand is created by Chuck Norris shouting at rocks.
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