"With great power comes a great beard!" - Chuck Norris.
Titanic crashed into Chuck Norris' cut out toe nail.
Chuck Norris actually went to Rome by all roads. At the same time.
Just the thought of using Chuck Norris in a war is considered a terrible crime against humanity.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a License to drive a car... The car needs a special license to be driven by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris beat Halo 3 on legendary, with a broken Guitar Hero controller.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
Chuck Norris can build a house from the roof down.
A black hole is created when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks a sun.
Santa leaves out cookies for Chuck Norris.
Kanye West interupted Chuck Norris and became Kanye East.