Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor? Rabbit Hood.
Why do police dogs lick their balls? To get the taste of Nigger out their mouths.
What do you call explosive cow vomit? A cud missle.
On the show Man v.s Wild, when they talk about the profesionals that Bear recieves help from, they are refering to Chuck Norris.
Why do zebras have stripes? Because the spots where all over.
Imagine being completely naked in room full of people who speak a different language and everyone wants to touch you... This is life of a dog.
If you had a gun and you were being chased by a bull and a mountain lion, which one would you shoot first? The mountain lion. You can always shoot the bull.
Gemma:My dog doesn't have a nose. Ortoise: How does he smell? Gemma: Awful!
What do you get if you cross a cow, a french fry, and a sofa? A cowch potato.
Two hikers are out hiking. All of a sudden, a bear starts chasing them. They climb a tree, but the bear starts climbing up the tree after them. The first hiker gets his sneakers out of his knapsack and starts putting them on. The second hiker says, "What are you doing?" The first responds, "I figure when the bear gets close to us, we ll have to jump down and make a run for it." The second says, "Are you crazy? Don't you know you can't outrun a bear? The first guy says, "I don't have to outrun the bear... I only have to outrun you!"
What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl? A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot.