Chuck Norris removes the tag from mattresses, and mails them back to the company.
Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.
Chuck Norris says to rate this five stars or he"ll throw you five NINJA stars.
Chuck Norris doesn't expect the unexpected. He knows the unexpected.
Chuck Norris didn't sign the Declaration of Idependence because he wanted the British to think they had chance.
All of Chuck Norris's opinions can be proven with science.
Chuck Norris can experience a once in a life time occurrence... twice.
While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
Chuck Norris once won a Scrabble tournament despite getting only Z's and Q's in his rack.
Chuck Norris knows who A is.