Chuck Norris removes the tag from mattresses, and mails them back to the company.
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The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris.
there were no survivors and the pilot episode tape has been burned.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a coffee maker, he puts the coffee beans in his mouth and boils them with his rage.
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Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.
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Chuck Norris was worshipped as a god by the Eskimos.
That is why they had igloos modeled after his signature move.
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Chuck Norris once walked into my house and I was fined for trespassing.
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Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary.
The definition of each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris uses battery acid for eye drops.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do steroids, steroids do Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can kill with blank bullets.
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Chuck Norris can't have children, because his dick wouldn't fit.
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