Chuck Norris is what you get when you open a can of whoop-butt.
Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.
Electricity pays Chuck Norris to light up his house.
Chuck Norris created the platypus by roundhouse kicking a duck at a beaver.
Chuck Norris can alphabetize m&m's
Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick me for being stupid.
Crop Circles are Chuck Norris's preschool art projects.
Chuck Norris can put 13 eggs in a dozen carton.
The Matrix is a game on Chuck Norris' PS3.
Chuck Norris can tap dance though a mine field... wearing clown shoes.
Chuck Norris doesn't Tivo television programs. They come on when HE wants them to.