Chuck Norris is what you get when you open a can of whoop-butt.
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Chuck Norris is a man of few words.
Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.
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In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size.
When ordering, just ask to be "Norrisized".
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Chuck Norris needs no further explanation.
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Chuck Norris's wish isn't your command, Chuck Norris's command is your wish...
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After meeting with Chuck Norris' lawyer the UFC have changed their name from "Ultimate Fighting Championship" to simply "Fighting Championship."
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Superman is faster then a speeding bullet.
Chuck Norris just runs Superman down and keeps going.
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Chuck Norris beat a brick wall at tennis.
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Chuck Norris is so fast that when he runs, he can see his back.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the cinema, he changes the movies with his remote control.
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Chuck Norris couldn't act in Titanic because he would have saved everyone.
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