The hardest known subsatance in the universe is Chuck Norris's will.
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Chuck Norris once gave blood, it was put in cans and labelled 'Red Bull'.
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Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris can see all 50 states from his house.
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James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator.
However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
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The Animal Crackers that Chuck Norris eats are made from real animals.
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In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease".
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Chuck Norris does not sleep.
He waits.
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If only telemarketers would have the balls to call Chuck Norris...
Then none of us would have to put up with them again.
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Cement took a teaspoon of Chuck Norris to harden up!
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