Q. What do frogs do with paper?
A. Rip-it!
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A man has his car full of penguins.
He drives past a policeman, but the policeman stops him.
He says.
"Hey, you! Yeah, you! You should take those penguins to the zoo!"
The man does that.
The next day in the same spot, the man still has the penguins.
Once again he drives past the policeman.
"Hey, I thought I told you to take those penguins to the zoo!"
"I did," replies the man.
"We had so much fun that were going to the beach today!"
Why couldnt the teddy bear eat any more thanksgiving dinner?
He was already stuffed!
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Two deer walk out of a gay bar, one turns to the other and says, "I can't believe I blew twenty bucks in there..."
A city child came running into the farmhouse.
“No wonder that mama pig is so big,” she yelled.
“There’s a bunch of little pigs out there blowing her up!”
What’s a mouse’s favorite record?
Please cheese me!
Q: What is a bee that cant make up his mind?
A: A maybe.
Q: Why should you never set the turkey next to the desert?
A: Because he will gobble, gobble it up!
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What happens when you kiss a canary?
You get chirpes, it can't be tweeted because its a canarial disease.
What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote?
One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny.