Chuck Norris destroyed the Lord of Rings. Twice.
Chuck Norris CAN play on broken strings.
Chuck Norris can wipe rainwater from inside his car.
Chuck Norris dosn't have a star on Hollywood Blvd he has a constellation.
In World War 2 Chuck Norris Pointed his Fingers at an enemy zero and said BANG, The plane burst into flames and crashed.
Osama Bin Laden is hiding from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can beat everyone. Except for 1 person. Chuck Norris.
Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as he who shall not be named.
Chuck Norris thinks that anyone who can't survive cranial impact with a steam hammer simply isn't making an effort.
Chuck Norris invented his own brand of media disc. The Black and Blueray.
Chuck Norris once starred in Wheel of Fortune. The last twenty nine minutes were spent in an awkward silence, waiting for the wheel to stop spinning.