Chuck Norris CAN have it both ways.
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Chuck Norris walked into the gold and silver pawn shop in Las Vegas.
They made a deal.
Chuck now owns the shop.
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Chuck Norris leaves potholes when he jogs.
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Chuck Norris's wish isn't your command, Chuck Norris's command is your wish...
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When somebody is all up in your face, just be glad that that someone is NOT Chuck Norris.
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