Chuck Norris CAN have it both ways.
Chuck Norris can power solar panels. At Night.
If you are stuck on a test and you don't know the answer to a question, write in Chuck Norris. The answer is always Chuck Norris.
The list of names at the end of every Chuck Norris film is the list of people he's killed.
Chuck Norris dosen't get lost... Everything around him is in the wrong place!
Barbwire wants a tatoo of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was once so famished, he ate Turkey. The country there now is only an impostor.
Chuck Norris is the ghost in paranormal activity.
Titanic crashed into Chuck Norris' cut out toe nail.
Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.
A total eclipse won't look directly at Chuck Norris.