You don't invite Chuck Norris.
He invites himself.
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Chuck Norris could catch that damn acorn in those ICE AGE movies!
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E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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Stores accept Monopoly money from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need twitter, he's already following you.
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Chuck Norris does not buy ground beef, he just takes a whole cow, runs it through his beard, and fully cooked hamburgers come out.
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When raining, Chuck Norris doesn't need an umbrella , he can dodge the rain drops.
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It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor.
That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure.
Chuck Norris goes killing.
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Chuck Norris sprinted 2 marathons - backwards.
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Motley Crue released a new song called "Roundhouse Kickstart My Heart" dedicated to Chuck Norris.
It will be number one in the top 40 forever.
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