You don't invite Chuck Norris. He invites himself.
Chuck Norris CAN read Lady Gaga's poker face.
Karma believes in Chuck Norris.
Rocky Balboa was a lucky man because Chuck Norris didn't pursue a boxing carreer.
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
When cops pull Chuck Norris over, THEY try to talk THEIR way out of it.
When the President pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris's cell phone rings.
Chuck Norris is so hard, he uses diamonds as stress balls.
There will never be a zombie apocalypse, because when Chuck Norris bites zombies, they turn back into humans.
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Chuck Norris.
Time travel is possible. But you must first get past Chuck Norris...