Dogs may shed, but cats shred.
What's an octopuses favourite latin saying? Squid pro quo.
What is a moo hoo for a delightful ranch owner? A charmer farmer.
Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone? She thought children should be seen and not herded!
Why couldn't the cow leave the farm? She was pasteurized.
Why do police dogs lick their balls? To get the taste of Nigger out their mouths.
Chuck Norris eats gummy bears and shits out grizzly bears.
Q: What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day? A: Forget-me-nuts.
What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery? A yeaster bunny.
Is it just me, or do alligators always look like they are in the middle of a push-up?
What kind of sharks make good carpenters? Hammerheads.