When the metal detector goes off at the airport, it is just verifying Chuck Norris walked through.
If they made a movie of Chuck Norris standing still, it would be rated R for extreme violence.
Chuck Norris' beard has it's own Social Security number.
When Chuck Norris drives a Lamborghini, people assume the Llamborghini is compensating for something.
Every fact added to this site makes Chuck Norris more powerful.
One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart. The clerk told him to have a nice day. The next day the clerk was found dead. The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why. He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
Chuck Norris has only played Pacman twice, and beat the game both times. The ghosts were too afraid to leave their little box to try to stop him.
Chuck Norris likes his steaks still mooing.
The AC/DC song "Highway to Hell" is about Chuck Norris' driveway.
Chuck Norris once had a weak moment, just to know what it felt like.
Chuck Norris is spelled with a silent "awesome".