When the metal detector goes off at the airport, it is just verifying Chuck Norris walked through.
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You just don't follow him that close!
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Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter.
He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
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Chuck Norris has only used the 'Total Gym' twice in his life.
When his eyes are open - and when they are closed.
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When somebody else yawns, Chuck Norris does not.
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Bruce Wayne first tried wearing a Chuck Norris mask to inspire fear, until he saw himself in the mirror.
He immediately changed to the Batman
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If you took all the worlds Super Heroes and combined them, Chuck would still kill them instantly.
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